negro naming

Negro naming is considered one of the finest arts in black society. Often the mother will randomly choose letters from the alphabet, and from there throw in vowels where necessary.
Another way to negro name is for the mother to recall the last rapper she slept with and use selected sounds from his beatboxes.

Kyrondo: "Yo mon, my mams' jus' dropped another lil' homes on Weinsday."

Shaniquious: "Che, that wom' was all up me son! REE CHRIST!"

Kyrando: "Whateva son, my mam's got some tite negro naming skills!"

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