netflix and pizza

When your SO tells you that he is coming over for Netflix and Pizza you better get ready to get laid because that's what he meant.

You:"Where's the Netflix and Pizza!"
Him:"Just bend over babe."

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Netflix and pizza bitches

Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.

"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.

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