netnesia

You got on the internet for something, but somewhere between Youtube and lolcats, your original purpose was lost. Hours later, you emerge from the Web; not only have you forgotten why you got on in the first place, you've forgotten everything else you did today. Did you eat? Did you call your mother? You can't remember, can you? Oh god, you think as you spiral into a swamp of regret and depression-- but wait. Is that nyancat? -click-

The cycle repeats. That, my friend, is netnesia.

5:27PM - Pizza, fuck yeah. Where can I get pizza? The interwebs know.

5:30PM - Oh, look, insert blog, channel, etc. was updated!

5:52PM - -gigglesnort- -follow video link to Youtube-

6:43PM - Can the human body survive that? How did she get her legs like... I'm forwarding this.

Eventually... - What... What happened? Where are my pants? Oh God, netnesia attack!

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