Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.

Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.