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Neutrogena

A popular brand of skincare and cosmetics, more so known for the former, owned by Johnson & Johnson. They take pride in being recommended by a lot of dermatologists. They are also well known for their commercials that future hot young females. So if you see some old guy looking up Neutrogena commercials they probably aren't doing it for their skin's sake and it's best they have a seat over there.

Mandy: Damn Jessica, my acne is killing me.
Jessica: Try Neutrogena. Vanessa Hudgens promotes it and dermatologists say it works. I use it everyday.
Mandy: Wait, you mean that Disney chick with those leaked nude pictures?
Jessica: Yeah.

by nudguy325 June 27, 2010

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neutrogena wave

Every 14 year old girl's first vibrator.

A vibrating face washing device produced by Neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl's mother as to why it should be purchased.

"Mommy, can I get this?"

"What is it, Sarah?"

"The Neutrogena Wave!"

"Okay."

--some time later--

*fap fap fap*

by ediex October 25, 2013

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