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I damn sure fucking crazy ass place don’t even get me started in the high school Dady money is bat shit crazy and the fact that B has fucked half of the school is horrible and Tyler is cute but fucking dumb af he has a new girl every week but the fact of the madder most girls in that school are hoes and his girl friend is cute but is definitely not the girl for Tyler and if you want a guys dick pic go to a group chat
Newberry- full of sluts like tyler
Newberry is a hell hole. Somewhere no one would want to live. It's the marijuana capital of Michigan, and it's very tiny. Nobody is nice, and they all hate each other. We're killing each other off slowly.
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the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
Hey don’t get mad for what I say but newberry high school is full of sluts they know who they are and there is this one boy who is super cute ty ch so hot and his girlfriend and him are the perfect match for each other and I hope that they stay together forever and they ducklings hit that people drive there is crazy like gabes truck is the loudest for now but I got some shit coming in that gonna make mine louder I hope that all the ducking poeple in newberry see this shit
Newberry high school: full of hit boys and sluts
the sexiest and handsomest guy you'll ever meet. great at most video games and cares a lot about all of his friends.if you get him as your man consider you lucky... he's got an AMAZING attitude and will never leave you or cheat on you.if you get into an argument he gives to shits and loves you to hell. probably single. he is also hilarious and nice. very charismatic so he has lots of friends. a nerd if you like them.
I love my Joshua Martin Newberry.
Joshua Martin Newberry my best friend!
A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!
...where?
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