New hall

Yr 7- so irrelevant they could drop off the face of the earth and no one would notice, Yr 8- again irrelevant but so annoying can they just stfu for once, Yr 9- the girls are slags and act like they’re 18 they stink of fake tan and they’re so desperate for attention the boys are clearly dominated by the girls and are pussies, Yr 10- they think they’re so hard but most of them will end up homeless you literally aren’t cool so pipe down go get daddy to get you another canada goose or gucci belt, Yr 11- the rudest and most annoying year group the sluts might as well not wear skirts they roll them up so much and they’re fat sluggish eyebrows are disgusting the boys are all fruity and not funny, Yr 12- they’re either bitches or irreverent most of them need a reality check and realise that no one cares who they are and to stop acting like celebrities, Yr 13- boring

New hall school the best start in life

5👍 4👎

New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

16👍 9👎