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new jersey devils

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.

we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.

by Fidyk April 21, 2006

415πŸ‘ 328πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Devils

the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@

what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses

by frankie BIE November 15, 2005

377πŸ‘ 335πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Devils

The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .

Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.

Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).

The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.

Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.

Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.

by Ken Daneyko March 7, 2007

340πŸ‘ 320πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Devils

The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.

Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.

by MK1996 April 3, 2013

38πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Devils

A team in the National Hockey Leauge. Composed of the bitchiest fans in the entire world, the Devils cannot even compete with the New York Rangers anymore. Star players (Martin Brodeur) cheat on their wife, and sell outs are few and far apart. Headed by Larry Robinson, who is openly gay with baseball star David Ortiz of the Boston Red-Sox.

They gave away free tickets and still only 7 people showed up? Who are they, the New Jersey Devils?

by Rob Curcio November 3, 2005

253πŸ‘ 357πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

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New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.

The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.

by Dewey July 11, 2004

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