new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

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