Nic’s a dic

Someone who is named nic and is extremely fucking retarded. If you say this to a nic he will likely get cancer or die right away

Nic: ur granny tranny
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic

*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin

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nic o dic

A product for people who suffer from a nicotine addiction in the form of a penis. It works by being given a "blowjob." It will then "ejaculate" nicotine directly into the throat.

Hey look, Bob's sucking on the nic o dic again!

Nic-le-Dic

One who shit-stirs, fabricates and generally lies about relations with the opposite sex

May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)

Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo

May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important

May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)

Check out Nic-le-Dic, spreading his seed

I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN

le-Dic is dramatising his status again