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niggadick

the fastest two words one can possibly say..go ahead, try it.

just say it

by meat squad February 5, 2004

394πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


niggadick

an african american gentlemen bodypart that proves the rumor true that we all have big penises.

Samantha: I hate my boyfriend Billy.
Kim: Why is that Samantha.
Samantha: Because he has a small penis.
Kim: Thats disgusting my man Qaadir got a niggadick.
Samantha: I am so jealous of you Kim. Oh by the way tell Qaadir to call me A.s.a.p.

by qaadir October 11, 2005

63πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


Niggadick

The most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.

The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....

to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K

Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?

Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 24, 2008

334πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Niggadicking

The act of spreading one’s anus until the average nigga’s dick can fit inside without touching the inner walls of the rectum.

Last week, I was niggadicking my girlfriend’s ass so hard, she couldn’t sit down for the next 2 days.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 27, 2019

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Niggadicked

When you get udderly shit on in video games or fucked over in general

β€œI was playing apex and then i got niggadicked”

by THEniggadicker April 9, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Niggadicks

Niggadicks (n.) (interjection) (nig-uh-dix)

1. Noun: Anything can be described as a niggadick.

2. Interjection: A term used to express happiness, anger, excitement, curiosity, anger, oppression, depression, rejection, disgust, sadness, euphoria, confusion.

3. Interjection: A term used to describe the utmost entirety of human stupidity; the farthest and most unintelligent reaches of the dumbest, darkest corners of the modern mind.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of niggadicks.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of beer.
Assrin: NIGGADICKS!

Assrin: This whole planet is niggadicks.

by Niggadicks February 14, 2013

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Niggadick

A ruler

Pass me the niggadick my nigga

by Radiocowtive June 1, 2016

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž