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NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun
Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.
However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.
Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.
Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:
Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?
And a Nigga Moment is born.
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A Nigga Moment is a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. Nigga Moments are unpredictable and, if they had their own category, they would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA. -The Boondocks, Season 1, Episode 4
"What happened to Huey ?" "Oh he just got caught up in a nigga moment, he'll be a'ight."
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A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.
"I saw this black dude step on another black guy's Timberlands, and the guy pulled a knife! Talk about a nigga moment."
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A moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male
“ that black guy bumped into that other black guy, and then they started arguing. All of a sudden they both pulled out guns!”
“Shit son, you just witnessed a nigga moment.”
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a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.
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A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. A common misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.
Huey: Watch closely. You're about to exprience a "nigga moment."
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A classic social trap in which two conflicting, and normally rational black parties, by each unrationally persuing their self-interest, become caught in mutually destructive behavior.
Nigga Moment: A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.
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