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The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
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A form of math pertaining to activities CERTAIN people partake in. This includes welfare, drugs, whores or pimping, unemployment, and a slew of other activities.
Please solve the following nigganometry question:
You have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. If you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?
A. 1
B. 5
C. Shit, I'm too high for this
D. -2
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Pronounced (Nigah-naw-me-tree) is the study of niggas. This involves studying why niggas lie, why they play girls, why they cheat, why they are hoes, why they play tricks on everyone, why they don't like labels, why they don't text back, why they are so conceited and their origins
Nigganometry is the study of guys that are "playas" but in reality are nothing but man whores.
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The study of African Americans and their history.
"I was taking Nigganometry class with Mr. Haydt this year, and learning a lot about when the Americans took the Africans from Africa and brought them to the United States to make them slaves!"
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While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
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styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"
-Afroman (Back to school)
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The study of the basic ways of life for a nigga.
"Damn, he a professional in NIGGANOMETRY dawg!"
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