nigger scarf

Finishing the last few crumbs in a bag of chips by tensioning the corners of the bag, angling the lower corner into your mouth and giving the back of the bag a gentle tap or shake so the last few morsels of awesomeness fall directly into your mouth. Savoring the last bits of salty goodness and making the rest of the chip vultures jealous.

Dude, don't nigger scarf the last of my Doritos.

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