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a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
A designated night among male friends in which their group goal is to become intoxicated and have sex with otherwise undesirable female specimens (Slam pigs). A true Pigs Night Out, will feature a group of Slam Pigs, sometimes referred to as a herd. Cash prizes are occasionally offered to the male who beds the least desirable of the herd, or the "Blue Ribbon Hog".
Oh man it seems like forever since we've gotten laid, I hereby declare a Pigs Night Out!
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