Night Ranger

A great American rock band from the 80's formed in San Fransisco. Featuring guitarists Brad Gillis, formerly of Ozzy Osbourne, and Jeff Watson. Some of their biggest hits include "Sister Christian", "(You Can Still) Rock In America", "When You Close Your Eyes", and "Don't Tell Me You Love Me." Their frontman Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Styx's Tommy Shaw and Ted Nugent.

Person A: "Damn, that song is awesome! Who does it?"

Person B: "Night Ranger"

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Night Ranger

When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “helicopter dick” circular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps motorin’, that becomes a Sister Christian.

We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to Novato.

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night ranger

a group of people normally comprising of a boy and a girl who do harcore things during the night

toby: i'm going for a run
rach: you are insane, it's 4am
toby: yeah but i'm a night ranger
rach: respect

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night park ranger

a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar

He is a night park ranger

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