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niklas is Gods gif to the world. he is simply perfekt, his voice is deep cause his dick is big just like every Niklas’ botty. He can pick up anything and be amazing at it. He knows how to sweet talk anybody, nobody can resist him, that’s why most girls are attrected to him, once they got a lil taste of him they want more and more, people who don’t like Niklas are simply jealous because they aren’t him - he is probably better than you in everything and every way, just to polite to say or show that.
a: Did you fail the test again, cause i did
b: Yes, i think you know what we have to do.
both at the same time:
a: learning!
b: marry niklas cause you won in life with some one like him.
a: sis, your so damn right...
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he’s always there for you.
no matter if you are sick or totally happy.
but he’s only really caring if he really likes you.
he doesn’t need the attention of anyone but his closest friends that he also calls family.
he’s really thoughtful and sweet
me:” I had a beautiful day yesterday “
friend:” I guess you where hanging with niklas then;)”
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A very laid back, honest and sweet person. Cool and funny without trying. Is a bad cook but always eating.
Very passionate about music and know practically every lyrics to every song there is.
They will make you laugh a lot and if you are important to them they will do anything to see you smile. Not very good with words but shows affection with small gestures.
I saw Niklas yesterday. He is such a nice guy.
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Name used by a male primate appertaining to the family Hominidae and the species Homo Sapiens. He possesses exceptional features, both intellectual and physical — different from the vast majority of his kind. He is highly competitive, with a tendency to be extraordinary at everything he does. He is remarkably neat, well-behaved, witty, and sharp. He has an impeccable sense of aesthetics. Although he might present an obsessive-compulsive personality, it usually enhances his appeal. Physically, he is uncommonly good-looking and provocative. He presents a conspicuously high libido with a leaning to have copious sexual partners — sometimes even simultaneously. His sense of objectivity and pragmatism makes him a good problem solver. In the emotional realm, is a giver — although he says otherwise. He is gentle, generous, thoughtful, confident, and very introspective. He does not like confrontation. If someone is of his affection, he will try his best to be there.
All these characteristics make this peculiar species the best acquaintance ever, the best lover, the best friend, and for homo sapiens of his kind, the best boyfriend/husband.
I wanted to go to the movies with Niklas but he did not wait for me.
Niklas loves cakes, so I will bake one for him.
tbh a really fun guy. a delight to talk to, and he never fails to make you smile.
“You’re a really good friend, Niklas.”
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one chill dude. Whenever i see him i'm always ready to high-five, because Niklas is one cool guy. Smart, funny, witty,swaggy his voice is deep cause his dick is so big. he's probably better than you and haves his fun with more hoes, he's just too polite to show it. If you see a Niklas, a high-five is mandatory because he's super awesome.
Yo Memelord Niklas YOU'RE AWESOME *highfive*
Artus:Damn niklas got so much fuckin' swag
Raoul: of course he does it's The guy That sips codein all day and fucks all The bitches and gives Them ze spanks
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Niklas: "mom can i get a uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh burger"
mom: "sure Niklas here you go"
Niklas: "thanks mom"
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