nine kinds

1.Something that you raise.

2. Raising nine kinds is similar to raising Hell.
3. A phrase used mostly in the southern United States.

If you do not shut up, I will raise nine kinds.
We went out and raised nine kinds last night!

nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.