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taking way to long to do something
Tara: where's jeff? this guy's always late.
Jay: no kidding,he always takes 99's.
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When something costs nothing because one stole it.
Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.
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It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99
One Ninety-Nine
Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Later...
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.
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nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.
i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.
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One Dime plus ninety nine Dime.
So it's 100 Dime.
Perfect girl to you got 10/10 full score. Girl with 100 Dime - 1000/10.
Your true beauty's description looks so good that it hurts, you're a dime plus ninety nine.
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"gurl ur a dime plus ninety nine dont even know what your worth"
someone who is so good lookin it hurts
Gurl look at him he a dime plus ninety nine damn
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