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An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
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Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
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One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.
Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.
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ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
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A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.
"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."
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An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.
Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
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A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"
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