No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

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No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.

Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."

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For seriously

Used to back up a statement that is strongly true.

Person A: Dude, the performance of Berlioz's "Symphonie Fantastique" was the best thing ever!!

Person B: For seriously!

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Seriously

really telling the truth.

"no, like, seriously we did!"
"don't go, seriously."
"seriously, you don't even know."

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but seriously

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)

#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh

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seriously

Disbelief in sarcastic form.
(As commonly used on the show Grey's Anatomy)

Meredith: You didn't sign the divorce papers. Fine. I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned. Meredith hits him repeatedly with her purse
Derek: Listen! Hey stop it! Ow!
Meredith: Seriously? Seriously?!

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seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious

jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"

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