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The day after valentines day ; not one single fuck shall be given on no fucksgiving.
Crystal: How was your Valentine's day?
Pablo: It was awful. I've just been looking forward to No Fucksgiving all day.
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A declarable holiday or state of mind in which no fucks can be given. When additional vacation or recreation time is needed, yet has not been allotted, a state of Fucksgiving can be declared.
You have obligations that need to be fulfilled on a Sunday afternoon, but a state of Fucksgiving has been declared, so you are required to go have fun instead.
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A holiday focused on the idea of actually giving a fuck. The one day of the year set aside for caring. Celebrated the day before Thanksgiving.
'"Last year for Fucksgiving I attempted to care and understand about what James was telling me. Opposed to my usually blank stare followed by a casual 'cool story bro"
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A highly anticipated holiday at the end of November when college students return to their hometowns to show thanks for their parents paying college tuition and more importantly, to have sex with all of the attractive females they left back at high-school.
Yo, I already put in enough time with the fam this week. Think i'm just gonna blow off turkey day and go chill at that fly senior's house....
They don't call it Fucksgiving for nothing
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A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.
During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.
If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."