When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!
after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs
Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot
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When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"
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