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Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt
That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome
When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.
Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."
Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."
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when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into a keyboard.
Bob: I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the keyboard!
Jeff: You have get-a-life syndrome
Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.
(Wikipedia)
Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."
Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.
Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...
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Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.
coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.
The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.
Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom
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A phenomenon that occurs when a piece of media (mostly video games) is put on hiatus or when there is a very large gap inbetween releases, where people will overhype and praise the content to the high heavens, even before release. It then either doesn't get released or does get released, causing everyone to be disappointed because their soaring expectations weren't met, that weren't very realistic in the first place.
This isn't the doings of the developers, this is the doing of the community who in an attempt to keep their hopes up, make excuses about their favorite piece of media being or soon becoming the greatest piece of entertainement ever, e.g. Half Life 3. Aforementioned hopes are then usually crushed and they go to metacritic to rate the item a flat 1 or 2.
Adam: ''My god, Duke Nukem Forever sucked!''
James: ''It was overhyped to all-hell and in development for like 10 years, ofcourse you were going to be let down.''
Adam: ''Classic case of Half-Life 3 syndrome.''
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