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no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019


man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

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man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013

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man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

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man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

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man crush monday

When you wake up in the morning with the person you don't know.

Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog

by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018

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