no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

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Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

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Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

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Big meat Pete

Originating from thezionshow on tiktok, Big meat Pete is a prison rapist. He notoriously loves meat loaf. If you take the last slice of meat loaf in prison he will make you take his "meat loaf" (penis) as well.

New inmate: "damn this meat loaf good"
Old timer: "you took the last slice? That was supposed to be big meat Pete's slice."
New inmate: "I don't care about no big meat Pete"
Big meat Pete: "aye cuh that's my meat loaf that's okay there's more where that came from"

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Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...

Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.