The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
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that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion
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The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my babyโs mom the other day and I couldnโt stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasnโt thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, Iโd never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that youโre only smashing someone just because youโre super horny.
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Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
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"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
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That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.
John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."
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After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC
I canโt believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. Iโm disgusting I canโt believe I wacked off, Iโm having Post-nut clarity.
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