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What your algebra teacher says when a boy asks to use the restroom during class because your school is garbage and has a vaping problem.
“Hey Mr. McD, can I go to the bathroom?”
“Sure Michael, NO VAPING”
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A strange practice that involves fully grown adults blowing scented water vapour into the atmosphere from a phallic styled vaping device.
Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.
Person A: I love vaping, this new summer fruits liquid is the nuts.
Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?
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The quickest way to make all your friends hate you.
Guy 1: bro I just bought this new juice called strawberry cheesecake.. Do you wanna go behind the school and start vaping with me and billy?
Guy 2: no... Kill yourself Chad
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The process by which one inhales vapour from a personal vaporiser, or e-cig.
Used instead of 'smoking' to describe the action of someone sucking on the business end of an e-cig instead of a death stick
Obama really ought to quit smoking and start vaping.
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The reason you're single.
Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
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To inhale vapor from E-cigarettes. Used because "smoking" an E-cig doesn't apply as there is no smoke only vapor.
I'm able to vape in a movie theater.
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Mango-flavoured Lung Cancer
"Hey kids, do you want a nicotine addiction?"
"What?! No, of course not!"
"But it's mango flavoured..."
"Ooh gimme gimme! What's it called?"
"It's called a vape! We're Juul, and we're totally not advertising products to help with smoking issues to young teens!"
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