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Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.
Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.
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A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.
I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
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1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.
2. Another word for asshole/shithead
John: I fucked your girl
Me: You're a fucking shit wipe
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