nob on

when one's penis becomes erect

That pervert's got a nob on!

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Nob-Nob

A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick
or
A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick

Nob-Dick

Boy: I Like Dick
Girl: I Like Dick Too
Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's

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nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

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nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

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nob

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

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Nob

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

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nobbed

to have sex

i nobbed her

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