Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)
woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!
A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.
After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
When an individual mistakes n00b for nob and adds cheese at the end. Cheese coming from the "You are a turkish bazaar cheese-grater" insult mainly aimed towards westernised turks.
Oh you stupid little nobcheese, you did it again!
Someone who gathers their nobcheese in a bottle or jar and sniffs it (sometimes eat)
Zak is such a nobcheese sniffer!