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A person who has no balls. Can also be used as an adjective in the form of "nobesy".
That nobes thinks he's tight with the head cheerleader. That game last night was nobesy.
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A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable
Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim
a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
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A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.
Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.
"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"
or
You are a nobed!
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A compter gamer that is obsessed with calling newcomers noob, just to make them feel cooler.
John: OMG what a noob. He can't even kill that dragon.
Bob: Nobe
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Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt
The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.
A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.
Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
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A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!
A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.
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