non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

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