noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

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noob stick

The auto shotty in counterstrike.

wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.

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noob stick

An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.

The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo

Player 1: Haha! You just got pwnt!!
Player 2: Yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.

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noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

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noob stick

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.

GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?

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noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

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noob stick

A stick used to beat on people who are new to gaming at a LAN party, or people who are often unliked.

Somegamer123 brought speakers to the LAN party so we had to beat him with the noob stick.

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