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Surprise buttsex from a poodle with a limp dick
OH SHIT!! NOODLE POODLE!!!!
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A breed of dog which is half poodle and half of a can of chicken noodle soup.
What type of dog is Maggie?
She is a chicken noodle poodle.
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This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
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When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it
A sexy shrimp cocktail.
A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human
Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle
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The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
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A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
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