Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

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NOOG NOOG!

The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.

Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.

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the noog

an alternate name for Chattanooga, TN

You ready for the lax game in the noog this weekend brah?

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Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

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Nooge

a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.

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Noog

Noun: male semen
Verb: Ejaculation

"I'm gonna noog!!" or "I'm nooging"

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noog

Some one who looks good and is buff

Someone you find attractive

---> Dat boi is a noog ting!

---> Chantel looked so noog 2day that all da brehs were staring at her!

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