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Generally speaking, anybody of Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish (arguably) and Icelandic descent, but quite a few people from other northern European countries (including Latvia, Germany and some people in the UK) would consider themselves Nordics too. Nordics are stereotyped as having blond hair and blue eyes, and this is not too far from the truth. Another typical trait is their cheekbones or face shape. For some it is often seen as the same sort of idea as the Aryan race, and there are some neo-Nazi groups who are more specifically based on the idea of Nordic superiority.
Nordic women are quite often very attractive.
"Cor, yeah, that's a proper Nordic."
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something that relates to the scandinavian countries or to nordic skiing. often used to describe an item of clothing used in nordical skiing when worn doing something other than nordic. it usually describes sweaters, spandex, or extremely sexy suspender pants
nordic dude 1: "check out that full body spandex"
nordic dude 2: "yeah, those chicks are so nordical"
any type of fornication on a nordic track; this tends to cause a ruckus throughout the house and disturb those unfortunate enough to hear it
dude...did you hear the nordicating that was going on earlier?
nordication...ftl
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A...genre...of people. The rarest species of humans predicted to be extinct in 200 years. They originate from the cold icelands of scandinavia and northern europe yet are the least hairiest. Characterised by blonde hair and blue/green eyes. Tend to be tall in stature. Nordic women are the most attractive in the world. this is scienntifically proven. Their bloodlines are traced back to the viking warriors who were the most feared in the known world.
"im nordic. im rare. take that you bleach blonde wannabes"
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A type of skiing that requires alot of effort. Usually only talented people do this sport.
Humberview has the best nordic team in all of Peel, even better then mayfield.
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The race with the most attractive women, currently estimated to be fully extinct by the year 2200.
Race mixing is a sureshot way to eliminate the Nordics.
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A man with an ungodly sized ballsack. Also known for being the Burger King equivalent to "super-size me"
The man, being such a Nordic, proceeded to pull his "Ruby" out of his bag, then, from the sheer energy it emitted, killed all bystanders within a 100 mile radius, as well as causing a massive blackout in the city.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"
"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"
"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"
The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.
"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"
"Yes, would you like to"
Nervously the man said.
"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.
He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"
As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"
The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.
The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,
"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"
As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
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