normal fucking person

When people look at you and can not say
"What the FUCK?"

guy #1: Why are you not dressed up for your speech?
guy #2: Because I'm a normal person... A normal fucking person.

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normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

Normal as fuck

To be on a parallel level of greatness with a sloth on a normal basis

Wow this is incredible I feel normal as fuck