Norng

Verb. Informing a group of friends what you're presently or planning on doing but having no intention of inviting anyone.

13:25 Person 1: Hey guys! I'm chilling at the park with wayyy too much beer wish I had help!
13:26 Person 2,3,4: Cool! We're free this afternoon! We're coming! Where are you?
13:50 Person 2,3,4: Hello?
...
14:15 Person 2,3,4: oh... He's just nornging us...

nornge

In relation to the seam of denim jeans in the crotchal region. Is susceptible to high torsional stress and frequent tearing. Is know to be the only word to rhyme with orange.

Damnit I ripped my nornge again!!! These jeans are subpar I do say