Not Kirk

Someone who is the opposite of gay or identify's as straight

"Yo dude Kevin asked that hot girl out last night!"
"What a total Not Kirk guy"

kirking

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

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kirk

aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....

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Kirk

A really awesome guy, who looks at you with smiling eyes, and makes your heart jump, and your face go bright red like hot chill! He's give's out such lovely compliments and is such a gentlemen.

You: Hey Kirk, how's it going?

Kirk: I'm sweet, how are you? you're looking real pretty..in fact you always do.

You: *bright red, fanning your face* Owww Kirk! *melt*

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kirke

A GENERALLY AWESOME PERSON.AND SHE LOVES CATS

OMG that’s Kirke!
Yeah i know she’s awesome!

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Kirk

A person with swag.

That guy is a total Kirk.

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Kirk

A kirk will be the most amazing person you will ever meet.. a kirk knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a kirk is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a kirk..

I'm so lucky to have a kirk in my life..

You are down? Go find a kirk.

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