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Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.
John told his manager to go fuck himself - he's bullet-proof
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Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.
Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.
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Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.
Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.
A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.
As Domonique danced, her Bullet Proof Wig danced beside her.
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Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.
Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.
The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.
This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."
A train not prone to damage by bullets.
Bullet trains and Bullet-proof trains aren't the same, duh :P
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