not in my playground

meaning something alot like "not on my watch" or "not around me"

e.g convosation:
person 1: "your going down im gonna kick ur ass at go karting"
person 2: "not in my playground motherfucker"

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plowing my favorite playground

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!