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Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday June 30, 2010


my life my life

This is what you say after something bad happens to you.

1. Tripping and falling on the ground - you say "my life my life"
2. Your girlfriend breaks up with you
3. You get hit by a bus
4. You accidently cut yourself
5. You cant think of any more examples for something

by GaaMonga August 4, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


my life

A joke

NICE MY LIFE MAN!

by WiseEpic April 11, 2016

640๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


my life

Something that has no meaning and is full of failure and depression.

My life sucks.

by LOL JK! February 27, 2017

356๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


My life

A very long hell

My life sucks

by me February 13, 2016

120๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


my life

A day in hell were i work my butt off all day only to get an hour to do what i wanna do. (a.k.a misery)

my life is BS

by loltech1337 December 13, 2018

86๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


In My Life

A wonderful, touching song by The Beatles. And it has a kick-ass piano solo. Written by Lennon/McCartney, sung by Lennon.

And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more.

by casty11 November 20, 2010

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