not toward

Untoward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!

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Hodd Toward

A very rare type of human who may be related to Todd Howard

Kaeighleiygh: Have you heard of Hodd Toward?

John: I"m not going to buy Skyrim

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Looking towards Pisgah

A vacant gaping gaze to the west, sometimes punctuated by hanging drool.

The yoda puppet looks like it’s looking towards Pisgah.

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

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respect towards women

something more men should have towards women.

I think that boy should some respect towards women...

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going towards the ceiling

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

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Pull Yourself Towards Yourself

Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.

Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.

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