A tall or short lazy fuck that can't work worth of shit
Look at that Nova Scotian
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A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.
Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?
Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.
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When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.
me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!
When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
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The name given to the sense of apathy and hate for ones profession, usually music, which comes after a particularly nasty gig. Nova Scotian STUDENTS are the prime target of this set of symptoms.
bob played a gig at a bar and no one was listening to his band. after the show he suffered a brief bout of Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome.
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A loud, obnoxious, barely understandable, dark complected person. Tend to be very dangerous and travel in packs while singing out loud while their headphones are on.
Look at those Nova Scotians. Letβs walk on the other side of the road.