Nuclear Warfare

the act of a man fucking a girl in the ass. as ur pulling your cock out and putting it back in the girl farts on your dick

dude i was fuckin this girl in the ass i was putting it in when all of a sudden she fuckin used nuclear warfare on my dick.

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Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.

Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

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nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.

1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"