nugget baby

n: a small child or infant missing all four limbs and thus resembling a chicken nugget. Also known as a crip baby.

Susie, I'm sorry you gave birth to a nugget baby. At least you'll never have to pay for soccer or piano lessons.

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Baby Nugget

The samllest size poop humanly possible.
Ussually produced by those having constipation problems.
The size can be compared to a jelly bean, m & m, and a peanut m & m.

"Hey Sue did you just crap a Baby Nugget?"

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