Nun Punch

1. Punching a woman, who has devoted her life to God, in the face. 2. Punching a penguin in the face.

1. Yo did you see Bryan punch that bitch ass nun in the face?
2. I went to the zoo and nun punched all day...they kicked me out.

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nun punch

same as a donkey punch, but done while wearing a nun's habit

she was catholic, i couldn't just donkey punch her. I gave her a nun punch instead.

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Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"