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When you are mowing the lawn and you run over a rock and it shoots up and clips you in the testicles.
"What's wrog with Doug?"
"Oh he was mowing the lawn and he got a killer nut cut"
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When you cut your hair in the shape a scrotum.
Some tard: Hey check my cut
Some Fruity Ass Fool: Man check this MotherFucker out, this fool got the nut cuts
Kid in back: kid got his head shaped like a scrot
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Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.
Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.
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To perform sexual intercorse with a girl right before leaving to never call her again. Synonyms: Nail and Bail, Ram and Run, Fuck and Truck, etc.
Dude 1: Bro, I heard you and Sarah are dating!
Dude 2: Nah, that was just a nut and cut
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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.
It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."
The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.
It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!
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