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When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.
Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.
Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??
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Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!
Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!
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Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick
Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.
A neighbor who constantly screws with your life
I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.
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A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.
Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.
Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.
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